I love black thongs
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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