A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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