belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Will you blow on my dice?
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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