Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
my shit smells like andre
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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