so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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