How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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