i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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