Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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