How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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