so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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