How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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