There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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