chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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