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• (703): View more from Virginia

  so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?

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  what?

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  your penis

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?

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  You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Rumble strips road head = magical

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.

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  Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.

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  I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.

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  I rest my case.

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• (646): View more from New York

  He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?

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• (510): View more from California

  My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.

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