The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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