I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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