I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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