the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Your cock deserves a montage
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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