girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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