before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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