I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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