How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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