I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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