Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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