You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If I die, sorry about rent.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
