Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You work out of a Hotel?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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