I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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