WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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