Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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