Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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