I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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