worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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