I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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