Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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