I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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