i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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