at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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