btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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