Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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