Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
and you fell through a lawn chair
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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