i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
