She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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