Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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