So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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