So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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