Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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