As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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