My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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