The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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