Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
honey bunches of taint.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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